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[Dailytoon #430]

qoah nelly

That is tha biggest floppiest dirtbike I eva see

TheStarSyndicate responds:

qaaaaaa

[Dailybee #022]

golly gee!

Look at that bee go! got dayum!

[The Year of the Cat]

lmao

Fuckin fantastic. I love you bro. Theres so many faggots on this site wowie!

[I Said NO]

LMAO holy shit

Soon as I saw the "remember the time I" joke setup and the "I sold pictures of you to an old guy" conversation I said to myself "Okay it's gonna show an old guy and she's gonna have someone do a voice impression of the pedophile from Family Guy".

You exceeded all expectations and you just straight up plopped him right in your movie! Got dayum! This whole movie has furry humor stink oozing all over it. This is something the 3 really annoying furry people in my class would come up with. What is wrong with you people? I bet youre really fucking obnoxious in public places too spouting stupid fucking "I has a ball" bullshit at every oppertunity because youre a vapid cunt with no actual personality. You just adapt some pre-existing archetype to latch onto you sniveling cum bucket.

There was like no animation. Lot of tweens and still frames and moving something from x to position y with no concern for making it interesting or realistic.

You can draw in an incredibly easy to mimic style. Sure it's insipid and downright barf-inducing but you can still draw. So I thought a 3 was an alrite rating.

You gotta improve and make something that just doesn't borrow from every fucking cliche out there. "Oh but everythings been done before errrr". Bullshit. Execution-wise there is still a lot to be explored in the world. Start experimenting with your ideas and how to execute them. I hope at least some of this got through to you.

[Cirque des Enfants]

Maaaan

This is a very nice piece. Love the style and the music is very nice. Your friend has a knack for it. The concept was executed in a comprehensive manner. It is one of my favorite flashes.

I only wish you made it absolutely flawless but one part in particular needles me. When the skeleton removes the kids hate it's really wonky and should've been executed a lot better. Other than that a nice flash for everyone! WOW

[This One's for the Kids]

Oh wow

My bortner Boy's all grown up I am very proud of him

taylor-bortner responds:

i couldnt hav done it w/out u

[Titties]

The best

The very best

[Street Fighter Club]

F F F F

I was actually really surprised by how this was exactly EXACTLY like your other "parody" movies. I don't even know if they're parodies anymore they're like disjointed attempts at trying to make jokes out of what street fighter characters say in the game. Every other joke that isn't based on a quote is some form of predictable observation about the characters. HEY KEN AND RYU ARE REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS THISSS WILL BE VERY FUNNY WHEN WE MAKE THEM GAY fuuuujckkckkcf! And then Lonely Island makes everything funnier this is very true!

This is still slightly better than Brawl Taunts since there were actually backgrounds.

Why are you still doing this? WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO DO THIS? I am legitimately curious as to what is propelling you to continue this? I know the obvious answer is I DONT CARE I JUS FEL LIKE IT but holy shit I just want to see something better from the member of the human race. I want to see potential reached. Why can't you get passed all this mundane shit and do something worthwhile? Maybe you don't care I don't know but fuck this Im gay

[Brawl Funnies [dick 3]]

lmao!

This is fuckin perfect.

Dam you gotta be hardcore to live in Freetwn!

dreftclub responds:

only da chilidawgs keep me aliiiiv

[The Anigen Show EP2]

Dam

This is great, Anigen show needs a 2nd season!