Total Medals Earned: 992 (From 110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,990 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
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Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 2/21 (15/390 points)
Cook a Salmon Order
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Cook a Sandwich Order
Cook a Pasta Order
Cook a Pizza Order
Cook a Hamburger Order
Cook a Steak Dinner Order
Cook a Zesty Nacho Order
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
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Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 8/10 (90/150 points)
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Read about Christine
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 5/14 (85/505 points)
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
You could have white teeth by now
2 hours of gameplay
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/15 (40/370 points)
Kill the plumber 10 times
Beat level 12 under 5 seconds
Beat level 24
Check out Dojo.com
Like Kill the Plumber's page
Get stomped on level 1.
Touch and kill the plumber on level 4
Kill the plumber 100 times.
Beat level 36
Beat level 10 without jumping
Kill the plumber before timer runs out on level 23
Beat all Lost Levels
Get at least 108 stars
Get all 144 stars
Medals Earned: 6/7 (105/155 points)
Die
Collect all three items from the shop window
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/205 points)
Defeat the boss.
There's a warm meal waiting for you.
Medals Earned: 15/15 (280/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 10/13 (265/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Get 100% completion.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.